I don't know why potties are on my mind so much lately.
Maybe its the fact that most of my days I spend taking someone to the potty, cleaning up after someone has gone potty, searching out all the clean public potties in the Metro-Richmond area, or sending someone to time-out for potty talk.
But...
Here I am.
Second post in a row on...
Potties.
FYI
Macky DID NOT use the potty this morning when we were at Taegan's school for photo shoot.
She did, however, drop trow on the playground in front of a group of 5-10 moms and peed right under the swings.
I, of course, was oblivious until one mom came over and asked...
"Is SHE yours?!?"
When someone asks you that you never know where its going.
It could be, "Is she yours? She is SO cute!"
Today it was the other.
I ran over to Macky with her butt in the air and really all I was concerned about was the fact that we had just gotten there and I had no change of clothes for her.
To my surprise she has perfected her "squatting" technique and walked away relieved and dry.
I swear if there other moms there I probably would have just given her a big high five!
Anyway,
I really wanted to talk about The Public Restrooms today.
This summer I've done a lot of running around with the kids in tow, which inevitable means countless pee stops in the Oh-So-Dreaded Public Restroom.
I have searched out and have a list of some of my favs though.
1. Vineyard Vines.
Vineyard Vines just opened at our near by mall and aside from the fact that I could live inside that store, their bathrooms are absolutely beautiful and I usually go out of my way to make it there if a potty is needed.
2. Saks is always a trusted favorite.
A single so that you can pile all your kids in at once.
Always clean.
And most always vacant.
I guess the rich folks never need to pee.
3. I do love the Family Style restrooms that they have at our malls.
I can not tell you how much I adore not having to pick up and hold kids on those tall adult toilets.
Our mall has teeny tiny potties and sinks so the kids can do it all on their own.
Love that.
Now, some that are on my *shit* list.
Pun intended.
1. Dicks
~Ha. That was not intended but pretty funny~
Seriously though, Dicks Sporting Goods has their restrooms all the way up on the second level and in the far back corner near the hunting gear.
2. Panara
Love Panara.
Not a fan of the bathrooms.
3. Martins
They use so much air freshener in that place that I come out smelling like a toilet bowl and my eyes watering from fumes.
So...
There you have it my friends.
I've done the dirty work...
So hopefully you don't have to!
Anything for these goofballs.












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